- You are wearing gloves, a sweatshirt, sweatpants, a scarf and socks to sleep
- You find yourself turning on the toaster not to make food, but to keep the feeling in your hands
- You are petrified of getting out of the shower
- You think there is a chance it is warmer outside
- You want to go to bed at 9pm just so you don't have to be awake anymore
- You squat every time you pee because the mere thought of not doing so sends shivers down your spine
- You think about which item of furniture could be sacrificed for a fire and not be noticed during the end of year inventory check
Alternate title for this post: You know it's winter in Málaga when...
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